• Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live? on my own island 
• Orange: Where do you want to be right now? in G-Unit, Shady or Aftermath Records signing a contract 
• Lilac: What is your dream vacation? orlando florida again
• Beige: What is your favorite dream? the ones when I’m with the girl I can’t get in real life 
• White: Who was your first kiss? don’t wanna talk about her 
• Purple: Who was your last kiss? a slut 
• Tangerine: Give a description of who you like. its called $100 bills 
• Gray: Share a relationship story. don’t got one 
• Green: Share a family story. can’t think of a good one 
• Gold: Share a story that makes you smile. don’t got one 
• Black: Share something you did embarrassingly. i don’t embarrass 
• Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school? yup 
• Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone? i don’t hide nothing 
• Red: What are your hobbies? to much to count 
• Violet: What college do you plan to attend? don’t wanna talk about it 
• Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain. neither 
• Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far? mrs tudrej or mrs riveccio 
• Pink: What is the meaning behind your url? just something always done 

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Polite cat 

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”